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Dear boys with no shirt in their profile picture, I like your phone. Sincerely, hunny you have no abs
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06-02-2011 15:44 by
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"I'm in!" - Flynn
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06-02-2011 15:01 by
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if a comedian is in a wheelchair, is it still stand up comedy? No, but it would still be wheelie funny.
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06-02-2011 14:52 by
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having people over for dinner. They asked what they could bring, I said dinner,
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06-02-2011 14:42 by
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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools
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06-02-2011 14:27
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Spelling bee on @espn. Audience full of proud mom's sitting with dad's who'd rather have an illiterate son who could throw a ball
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06-02-2011 14:23 by
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Use tSpelling bee on ESPN. Audience full of proud mom's sitting with dad's who'd rather have an illiterate son who could throw a ball.
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06-02-2011 14:21 by
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Walmart is coming to South Africa. Finally I can get in on all the walmart jokes and stuff posted here.
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06-02-2011 13:55
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#AwkwardMoment empty restroom and he comes to the urinal right next to you......(-___-)
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06-02-2011 13:53
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The awkward moment when halfway through telling a story you realize it is pointless.
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06-02-2011 13:41 by
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I've just finished writing an epic new film series about dyslexic vampires. It's called the Twiglet Saga.
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06-02-2011 13:34 by
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Dear drivers, unless you have the eyes of a chameleon. Please don't text and drive.
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06-02-2011 13:12 by
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The thing that I miss the most about being young? Knowing everything.
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06-02-2011 12:39 by
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Why haven't we seen a photo of Rep. Weiner's backside? Can't have a wiener without a bun.......Right??
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06-02-2011 12:35 by
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How bored were moths before the light bulb was invented?
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06-02-2011 11:38 by
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Hide and Seek scores are out! Remote Control: 16. Me: 0
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06-02-2011 11:30 by
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Thinking about posting a pic of myself in my underwear in support of my congressman Anthony Weiner........
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06-02-2011 11:28 by
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Don't blame Congressman Weiner. He was hacked by his evil twin Oscar Meyer.....
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06-02-2011 11:02 by
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Muhammad Ali vs. Michael J. Fox - The Quickest Game of Jenga Ever
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06-02-2011 10:55 by
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I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday.
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06-02-2011 10:46 by
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