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Apparently episodes of General Hospital are being replaced by Prison Break. Looks like daytime TV just dropped the soap..
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06-11-2011 20:09 by
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It seems like only yesterday that my abs didn't have the letters "FL" in front of them.
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06-11-2011 19:41 by
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Im not as smart as a 5th grader ...but I think I could kick the shi%t out of one of them..!!!!
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06-11-2011 19:32
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,,!,,(-.-),,!,, in this kind of mood
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06-11-2011 19:32
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Cutting onions doesn't make me cry. I became indifferent to their suffering years ago.
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06-11-2011 19:25 by
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Um.... how is that akward? Well, unless you were sitting in your room naked with a bowl of Jell-o.
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06-11-2011 19:24
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I'm writing a book about cheap imported cars... It's a real Saab story.
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06-11-2011 18:45 by
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I love those sayings that have 2 opposite words in them... Exact Estimate - Act Naturally - Small Crowd - Found Missing - Happily Married...
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06-11-2011 18:43 by
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Honey, you spread rumors almost just as Much as you spread your legs.
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06-11-2011 17:58 by
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Seeing a spider is nothing, it becomes a problem when it disappears
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06-11-2011 17:53 by
Zap
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does things that no cartoon character would dare to go
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06-11-2011 17:49
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I used to think it was fine to eat Taco Bell twice in one week... I sit corrected.
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06-11-2011 17:38 by
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The doctor called me in his office and said be positive. I said why doc what's wrong? He said nothing... that's your blood type.
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06-11-2011 17:29 by
@The69Sheriff
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I'm pretty sure Knick, Knack and Patty Whack have given me the bone today.
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06-11-2011 17:27 by
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There comes a point in every unicyclist's life when he sees a bicycle and says, "Jesus, they make them with 2 wheels now. I've been a fool."
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06-11-2011 17:27 by
@The69Sheriff
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That awkward moment where you are waiting for the light to turn green at a stop sign.
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06-11-2011 17:22
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worships the King of Burgers. He let's you have it 'Yahweh'.
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06-11-2011 16:34
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Sometimes I wish animals could talk, then I remember all those times I kicked my girlfriend's cat while she wasn't looking and I take back the wish.
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06-11-2011 16:28 by
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Love is a thing for two...but there's always a slut who doesn't know how to count.
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06-11-2011 16:07 by
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Ok, so they have GPS that can navigate you all the way across the country...why can't someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?
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06-11-2011 15:37 by
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