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   messageicon ‎"Plank" Party at Casey Anthony's!!!!
←Rate | 07-05-2011 16:14 by @prnceofzamunda Comments (0)  


   messageicon What Would Dexter Do?
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:56 by Shuttdogg Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking I should have told the truth. Where's my granddaughters justice now?
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:56 by Cindy Anthony Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: Nancy Grace calls in sick for work...
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:54 by Rick H/ Comments (0)  


   messageicon The awkard moment when your names is also Casey Anthony, and you log into facebook just to find that all of your frineds want you to burn in hell..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:54 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon the JURY SYSTEM getting criminals off and denying people justice since 19--
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The media and Nancy Grace had her guilty for three years, a Florida jury took 11 hours and found her NOT guilty... I'm so confused, do I move to Florida or get rid of my TV?
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:39 by Stoopidmoose Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACEBOOK - helping people get sh*t off their chest since 2007
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really refuse to marry a white woman now. I need to marry someone that when they kill me they get at least a lil jail time.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:27 by @DesignsByQPid Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony has been seen in a WHITE FORD BRONCO driving away from the COURTHOUSE. Unconfirmed reports state Al Cowligs is driving.....
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just in... OJ Found not quilty... Oh wait...
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:26 by Boo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey #notguilty is like saying, I havn't eaten in the past week, when I ate a sandwitch 30 mins. ago..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:23 by @sergio_rox Comments (0)  


   messageicon America... the only country in the world where not wearing a seatbelt carries a bigger penalty then murdering your own child.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:21 by starchild Comments (1)  


   messageicon As she walked out of the courtroom, OJ Simpson highfived Casey Anthony.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flash forward to July 5, 2024 headlines..... 13 years to the day of being found not guilty of the murder of her daughter...Casey Anythony breaks into a Las Vegas hotel, guns drawn to steal back old pictures of when she was a professional club rat! (See OJ
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:17 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony trial ends today. Roger Clemens trial begins today. Coincidence?.... I think not.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:09 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon guessing the men on the jury were confused when they were asked if they wanted to get Casey off
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:08 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear razor companies: 4 blades, seriously? If you really wanna impress me you will invent a shaving hatchet!
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:07 by punkie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Yo Casey, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but O.J. had one of the best Not Guilty verdicts of all time!" - Kanye W.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon more proof that hot chicks can get away with murder
←Rate | 07-05-2011 15:02 Comments (0)  



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