Funny Status Message #62857
X I have to start reading labels, I definitely just covered myself in this girl's shimmering lotion, maybe I thought it said slimming
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 118585 Ever have one of those days where you thought you had enough lotion on your skin, but got the hose again? smh...
- # 95875 If people came with warning labels they wouldn't be too much different than drug labels: May cause drowsiness, persistent headaches, may reduce the urge to live..... If symptoms persist apply the nearest foot to their ass.
- # 89641 Whoever named it a "mobile" phone obviously didn't anticipate me spending the day on the couch covered in crumbs reading Twitter.
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
