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   messageicon All this lighting is pissing me off, just rain and thunder already. Your teasing me like a skanky girl across the street who dances naked with the window open..... I see you.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 00:12 by @youlivnlearn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked my gf to record the game on ESPN, which she did, but not ESPN-HD. And then she says, 'Well, at least you still get to watch it.' Oh yeah, I pay extra money so I can watch TV like poor people. I don't even feel bad for cheating on you this weekend.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 14:33 by @youlivnlearn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried an experiment last night I took 3 Caffeine Pills and 3 Tylenol PM's to see who would win, ya caffeine won. I been up for 30 hours.
←Rate | 06-21-2011 16:55 by @youlivnlearn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Recently started flat ironing my ball hair. Come on ladies, you know how it is; if you have curly hair you just want straight hair.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 14:33 by @youlivnlearn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to start reading labels, I definitely just covered myself in this girl's shimmering lotion, maybe I thought it said slimming
←Rate | 07-03-2011 22:14 by @youlivnlearn Comments (0)  



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