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I've never seen that tombstone that read: "Died from not forwarding that text to ten friends."
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06-20-2011 19:23
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Some people's opinion doesnt matter and quite frankly never will..
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06-20-2011 18:54
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Life is Great, if it was any better, I would have to charge myself admission!
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06-20-2011 18:46 by
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Dear Best Buy truck driver , thanks for the fresh load of fertilizer in my shorts . Next time look both ways before pulling out .
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06-20-2011 17:50
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spent 2 years in Siberian prison, only to find out it closed after the first month of being there...
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06-20-2011 17:13
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Irony Definition: Ryan Dunn dying from that same thing that made him famous.
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06-20-2011 16:36
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They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
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06-20-2011 16:25
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RT @ebertchicago Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive
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06-20-2011 16:12
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Marilyn Manson had a Sex-Change Operation and people now call him Lady GaGa
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06-20-2011 16:04 by
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a little upset that someone from Jackass went and died off camera.
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06-20-2011 15:52
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Jimi Hendrix God of Guitar \m/
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06-20-2011 14:55 by
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You guys do realize you are all mourning someone famous for shoving hot wheels up their ass right?.. OK just checking.
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06-20-2011 14:18 by
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morning radio shows exist to read the internet to old folks.
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06-20-2011 13:35 by
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Perfect example of living life to the fullest kids...... RIP Ryan Dunn, jackass.
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06-20-2011 12:18 by
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RIP Ryan Dunn. I'd like to think you entered the afterlife being slingshot in a wheelbarrow.
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06-20-2011 12:17 by
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Dear Children, When you look in your closet, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.
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06-20-2011 11:59 by
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The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you'll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says "Ok, it's later!"
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06-20-2011 11:53 by
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Well... this work isn't going to stare at itself...
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06-20-2011 11:50 by
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You'd be surprised at all of the "that's what she said" jokes you can make if you watch 5 minutes of a little kids show.
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06-20-2011 11:43 by
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If you ever think your invention idea is stupid and won't make money, simply remember how many people bought a Snuggie.
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06-20-2011 11:42 by
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