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The only time I have a drinking problem is when I have to close my tab at the end of the night. 
Just an FYI no one wants to date a b1tch even if your good looking.
I almost forgot what is was like to have a GF until the gps unit would not STFU when I pulled off the freeway to get more gas in the car.
You can tell you have been on the road too long when you pull out the key fob that opens up your car doors and keep hitting the button trying to open the front door to the house.
I'm only speeding because I really have to poop.
The only words missing from the bible are once upon a time and happily ever after.
Dont lie, this smiley pisses you off (-:
Facebook's kinda like a prison. Sitting all alone in a room, writing on a wall, and getting poked by strangers all the time.
I wouldn't say that she is a hoe, just that she makes hoe decisions
I like to meet the parents drunk so they don't get the wrong idea of what kind of guy I am.
Say this fast- { I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6} *Like* if you get it
Just so you know, if I were in shark infested water I would be ALL the way on the boat before removing my regulator and talking to the camera.
I want some of that "fairy tail" everyone's talking about!!
Love is not about how much you say "I love you", but how much you can prove that it's true.
You say you hate him but you constantly think of him, re-read his messages & check his FB profile.
I'm not really that worried about August 2nd.....I still got all my supplies that I stockpiled way back for the Y2K scare...I'm all set...if anyone needs any MRE's lemme know ;-)
"Umm...isn't it on the back of the car?"-another thing NOT to say when a cop asks to see your license.
If two past lovers remain friends, it`s either someone is still in love, or someone is still hoping for a second chance.
had a very confident breakdown today. Wasn't nervous at all.
would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 1 week of sobriety!!!
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