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Friends are like potatoes if you eat them they die 
it takes a carter to get a reagan
My wife tried to buy something online yesterday.... Anyone know how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive?
My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum today. Its her or FaceBook. You people better be worth it.
Jesus is proof that abstinence doesn't work.
It's funny how Lady Gaga can pull off a man better than a woman.
Dear Sir, Since taking your body building course, I have a 44 inch chest, a 32 inch waist, 17 inch biceps and an 18 inch neck. I feel great. I also feel that my chances of marriage are spoiled. Sincerely, Mary Goldberg
The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers.
I AM THE BOSS OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY G.........hang on gotta go , I think I hear my wife coming
My new girlfriend really takes my breath away!!......She's inflatable.
People keep saying how strong stomach acid is but I am pretty convinced that corn can kick it's butt.
Dance your cares away Worry's for another day Let the music play down at...
WTF..Is the statue of liberty doing in my back yard...!!!
When my ex moved out while I was at work, she took my new flat screen tv, but she couldn't find the remote. I will occasionally drive to her house around 2 am and turn the TV on and the volume all the way up. I'll give it 2 years and call us even."
Lady GaGa was born this way 8======D
Hey, don't worry the 'too young' dude got himself a new helmet. He'll be ok once it loosens up
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population
Beyonce & Jay-Z are expecting a baby. Man, that kid is gonna have everything! Except a last name.
\(^_(-_(o_(0_0)_o)_o)_o) <-----Me & my crew. Thats me on the far left waving and somebody else sleeping
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
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