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By the time you recognize the opening drums from "Superstition" on my spacious dance floor, you're already pregnant. 
I'm not so much anti-social as I am pro-being left alone.
In bed, when a girl says, "I'm Old Fashioned," she means, "I'm from a time when people didn't want to have sex with you."
If you are ordering Chinese food and ask them for Miso soup, and they are out of it, do they tell you Miso sorry??
Saturday, brought to you by the people that brought you coolers, ice, and cold beer.
im about this close from being that far away..
I would not be comfortable with online dating. My wife and I met the old fashioned way: Through CB radio.
A crazy woman tried to chase down my car as I left Walmart. Maybe it was the previous owner. She looked a lot like the baby in the backseat
Sesame street announced this week that Bert and Ernie are not Gay. I knew that already, They have no sense of style and haven't changed their outfits in 25 years. They are just dirty old men like me.
Red cups..helping the youth get their buzz on for over 30 years
Time heals everything... except a stupid tattoo.
I bought my ex a pen for her birthday once. I should have got a better one though, she kept getting out. :(
Ghetto Word of the Day: DECIDE. Usage: “My boy Trey is fronting like he love his girl, but errbody know he got a couple of chicks on decide”.
One woman's trash is another woman's son. One man's trash is another man's daughter.
Thinks being a responsible adult is way overrated.
There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years.
Going to Walmart because Target requires a shower.
if the grass seems greener on the other side, it just means someone is using better manure
Insteading of buying a big, hi-definition TV I got new glasses instead. Now the picture is sharper and more lifelike and I saved thousands of dollars!
if your blonde and attractive... stay away from Aruba
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