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   messageicon How come rappers always brag about being criminals and committing crimes, but then whine like little babies when people illegally download their music. Dang hypocrites.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:46 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the hell out of their dog.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:44 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what a lot of words mean, it's just really hard to explain it
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:43 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're trick-or-treating, it kind of makes you sad if the people handing out candy are younger than you.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:42 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The cheaper the phone, the harder it is to break.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:41 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a bit awkward when you don't realize how many curse words and sexual innuendos a song has in it until you're in the car listening to it with your parents.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:35 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Praying Steve can make this 20 hour wait to download the new iOS 5 hurry up from his iCloud
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some girls need to realize that having fat on their bodies doesn't make them fat - it makes them alive.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:31 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography,
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:29 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon You feel safer when you're wearing clothes, even though they don't actually offer very much protection.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:28 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Overhearing someone ask their friend a question sucks when you know the answer, but can't exhibit your amazing knowledge without seeming like a weirdo for listening to their conversation.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:22 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Protester Fail: Every Guy Fawkes mask you buy to show your support sends a royallty to Time Warner, one of the largest corporations in America.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:19 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever noticed that Velma(from Scooby-Doo) only says who the bad guy is after she pulls off their mask. And then conveniently knew it was him or her all along.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:17 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Study: The act of eating, browsing the net, and listening to music with an open text book near by.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:14 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate the uncomfortable feeling when you have a really bad cold and one nostril is stuffed up to no avail and the other nostril is so perfectly clear that when you breath in it feels like all the cool air goes straight to your brain.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:11 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's always that feeling of relief when you run in 10 minutes late for class, and it turns out that your teacher is later than you.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:09 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would be horrible if Facebook connected to Google and posted what you are searching for.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:05 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are times where you really do feel sorry for Squidward.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:04 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Accidentally quoting lyrics may be funny or embarrassing, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:01 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think about it this way: Due to all of the successes Steve Jobs had, news of his death is spreading faster than it ever could have. That's what I call a life's accomplishment.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 18:59 by g0re Comments (0)  



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