Funny Status Message #75515
X is Definition of a cougar status: The cougar comes out in you after 22 years living in the zoo behind bars with an a$$hole, then one day you wake up and leave the a$$hole behind bars and escape into the wild jungle....freedom to be yourself!!!
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