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   messageicon My wife told me she was going to leave me if I didn't quit making Linkin Park references. Slightly concerned, but in the end it doesn't even matter
←Rate | 10-14-2011 01:10 by shuttdogg Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating a sexy beast.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 01:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most annoying thing is when you get a pimple on your nose, like I would rather get a pimple any where else but...
←Rate | 10-14-2011 01:04 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon that moment when your standing out in the dark waiting for the bus and its a No school day..
←Rate | 10-14-2011 00:42 by marjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 00:35 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chat line commercials ,,those hot babes getting all sexed up to talk on the phone...yeah right ,guys give your head a shake.!!!!
←Rate | 10-14-2011 00:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your manners slowly disappear the more you have to repeat something. Example: Can you pass the salt? The salt, can you pass it. No. The SALT. GIVE ME THE SALT!
←Rate | 10-14-2011 00:28 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Admit it, at least once you have sat in school and strategized about singlehandedly saving the class if a madman with a gun showed up.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 00:25 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die I want to be buried with my a$$ sticking out of the ground, not so they can kiss it, but so people have a place to park their bikes when they come to visit.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 00:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a proud supporter of the Occupy sesame street protest.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 22:31 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon I totally agree with the person above lets go to Wall Street with our iphones and record....those cops are gonna be on some Rodney King Sh*t
←Rate | 10-13-2011 22:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon She's been pounded more times than Johnny Bench's catchers mitt
←Rate | 10-13-2011 22:12 by Banjaxed Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think we should go to Zuccoti Park in the morning to record how the cops are gonna mistreat the protester!!!!
←Rate | 10-13-2011 22:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We should feed tuna fish mayonnaise, thereby saving a step in the sandwich making process
←Rate | 10-13-2011 21:51 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every year at this time I question who decided this Halloween candy is the "Fun" size. These people must really live a boring existence.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 21:36 by rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a bit awkward when you don't realize how many curse words and sexual innuendos a song has in it until you're in the car listening to it...with your grandma
←Rate | 10-13-2011 20:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you do when your three year old is clinging? Toss her in the dryer with some fabric softener of course!
←Rate | 10-13-2011 20:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon school sux more d than the girls that attend it
←Rate | 10-13-2011 20:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I finally slept with my HS Crush but it's kind of weird now because she wants me to go to her graduation.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 19:54 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate it when you're right, but you're the only person in the room that knows it, so as far as everyone is concerned, you're just wrong.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 19:21 by g0re Comments (0)  



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