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I drank so much this weekend, that if Dracula bit my neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
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10-03-2011 10:37 by
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Live each day like you're marked for deletion.
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10-03-2011 10:36 by
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Evolution is just nature's way of issuing upgrades.
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10-03-2011 10:34 by
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happy and I knew it and then I clapped my hand, everyone thought I was weirdo :/
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10-03-2011 10:26 by
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People who use anagram solver apps so they can always win at 'Words With Friends' I have one for you.....RHCTAETE
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10-03-2011 09:56
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Immature = A word boring people use to describe fun people.
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10-03-2011 09:49
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I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China.
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10-03-2011 09:48
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If you get nervous during sex, just pretend like everyone watching you is naked.
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10-03-2011 09:40
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Women rarely tell their age and men rarely act theirs.
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10-03-2011 09:35
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With the way some people make you feel guilty about discussing sex, you would think God created the human body and the devil slapped on the genitals.
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10-03-2011 09:31
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I think I might be coming down with a "woman cold", it's sorta like a "man cold", but somehow I can manage to clean, do laundry, and take care of myself.
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10-03-2011 09:30
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Just saw a hot girl delivering pizza. NOT in porn--for an actual job. The American economy is worse than we realize
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10-03-2011 06:54 by
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"I hate cats." - Curiosity
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10-03-2011 06:16 by
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Her profile said she was a stone cold freak. Turns out she was just a wrestling fan with bad capitalization skills
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10-03-2011 06:15 by
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I just told my kids that our dog died, when in reality he went off to live happily on a farm somewhere
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10-03-2011 06:13 by
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I've just woken up, and it appears that Earth is temporarily safe from harm & currently doesn't need my assistance, so I'm going back to bed
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10-03-2011 06:12 by
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Its hard to love someone you don't trust. Its even harder to love someone who doesn't trust you.
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10-03-2011 05:53
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I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
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10-03-2011 05:50
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Hey Monday┌П┐(◕‿◕) ┌П┐
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10-03-2011 05:41
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I'm an advocate for all those who cannot talk for themselves, like my middle finger for example
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