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Google is only 12 years old and knows even more than me. 
If I want to be part of your religion I would be the one to go to your church by myself. It doesn't bother if someone come to knock at my door, is the annoying way to try to change my believes that bothers me.
REMINDER- Don't forget to hand out White Chocolate this Halloween so that little Black kids can get their faces dirty too!
"God made a few perfect heads, the rest he had to cover with hair."
She is buy-sexual. You have to buy her expensive sh!t if you want sex...
The only way I will ever occupy wall street is if I inherit money... not happenin'...
Pumpkin-Picking Tip: Don't let those hillbilly monsters that run the place lure you into the tractor shed.
Sometimes the beast within us is actually shown on the outside.
If you're a hacker… here's my password ●●●●●●●●●●●●●
She is bi-sexual. You have to buy her expensive stuff if you want to get sexual with her.
Unprotected sex can lead to Pregnancy or Diseases. Masturbation just leads to sleep.
80% of my conversations with others occur inside my head.
If you don't stop wearing that much eyeliner someone is going to call animal control and report you as slutty raccoon on the loose.
It seems like some people were born without a sense of humor
Bald people it's not ur fault, ur simply taller then ur hair
My wife watches cooking shows constantly, I don't get it because her cooking isn't any better. I'm sure she feels the same way about me and porn.
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, Nick, you're a big disappointment,' and God bless her soul, she was really onto something..
I'm not shy. I just don't like to talk when I have nothing meaningful to say.
"I just want to get the work over as soon as possible so I can do some fishing. Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga except I still get to kill something." -Ron Swanson
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