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Here lies Eddie Drake, he stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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10-31-2011 20:42 by
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I dressed up as MySpace for Halloween. Hey why is everyone ignoring me?
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10-31-2011 20:40 by
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so far I've handed out 23 caramel covered onions on a stick to trick or treaters... life is fun
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10-31-2011 20:40
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Best part of Halloween is the day after…clearance candy in the stores and drunken slutty pictures on Facebook.
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10-31-2011 20:39 by
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Happy Halloween. You don't need a costume, your face is scary enough as is.
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10-31-2011 20:39 by
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If you want to visit a real graveyard this Halloween just log back onto MYSPACE.
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10-31-2011 20:12
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I don't know understand what the big deal is about those Halloween movies. A plot that centers around the actor that played Austin Powers , Shrek and Wayne Cambpell going around killing people doesn't sound scary to me.
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10-31-2011 20:09
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Kim Kardashian requests her privacy during this time. Just her, an E! camera crew & 30 black dudes dragging their sacks across her face.
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10-31-2011 19:59 by
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I feel like I should apologize to my shower drain.
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10-31-2011 19:53 by
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ok but i'm out of cialis so you have to wear the boba fett mask
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10-31-2011 19:50 by
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it weird that one of my nuts is bigger than the other two?
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10-31-2011 19:50 by
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The power went out, so I'm taking my shower by LED flashlight, just like they did in the olden days.
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10-31-2011 19:49 by
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I think I weigh, I don't know...74317.965555 pats of butter.
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10-31-2011 19:43 by
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The Mystery Machine gang were the first Ghost Hunters to debunk ghosts..
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10-31-2011 19:31
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only giving out chocolate covered caramel to trick or treaters cause that's how I "Rolo".
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10-31-2011 19:24
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Geez!....Drop a couple "fun size" Absolute miniatures in a trick-or-treater's sack and suddenly it's a neighborhood "incident".
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10-31-2011 19:12
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Using Candy from last yr for "trick or treaters" =)
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10-31-2011 19:05
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Poor Kris Humphries. The NBA strike won't allow him to dribble and shoot and neither will Kim Kardashian.
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10-31-2011 18:58
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I'm dressing up as the ghost of the 2011 NBA season. It's not like anyone is gonna see me or care to see me anyway.
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10-31-2011 18:56
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I can understand Kim wanting a divorce, I mean I thought he was Blake Griffin too
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