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   messageicon Best part of Halloween is the day after…clearance candy in the stores and drunken slutty pictures on Facebook.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 20:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Halloween. You don't need a costume, your face is scary enough as is.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 20:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to visit a real graveyard this Halloween just log back onto MYSPACE.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 20:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know understand what the big deal is about those Halloween movies. A plot that centers around the actor that played Austin Powers , Shrek and Wayne Cambpell going around killing people doesn't sound scary to me.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 20:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian requests her privacy during this time. Just her, an E! camera crew & 30 black dudes dragging their sacks across her face.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:59 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like I should apologize to my shower drain.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:53 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon ok but i'm out of cialis so you have to wear the boba fett mask
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:50 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon it weird that one of my nuts is bigger than the other two?
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:50 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon The power went out, so I'm taking my shower by LED flashlight, just like they did in the olden days.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:49 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I weigh, I don't know...74317.965555 pats of butter.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:43 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Mystery Machine gang were the first Ghost Hunters to debunk ghosts..
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon only giving out chocolate covered caramel to trick or treaters cause that's how I "Rolo".
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Geez!....Drop a couple "fun size" Absolute miniatures in a trick-or-treater's sack and suddenly it's a neighborhood "incident".
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Using Candy from last yr for "trick or treaters" =)
←Rate | 10-31-2011 19:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Poor Kris Humphries. The NBA strike won't allow him to dribble and shoot and neither will Kim Kardashian.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm dressing up as the ghost of the 2011 NBA season. It's not like anyone is gonna see me or care to see me anyway.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can understand Kim wanting a divorce, I mean I thought he was Blake Griffin too
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No I did not flinch because you scared me, I flinched because of my instinct to survive.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick or treaters. Here we go again, here's 2 dressed as policemen.....
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:50 by ryanb741 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you wear the #15 jersey while passing out candy to the kiddies tonight, you're allowed to throw the candy 15 feet above the kids heads. This is known as TEBOWING.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:46 Comments (0)  



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