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My mother texted me "What does IDK, LY,& TTYL means? I answered: I don't know, love u, talk to you later. Mother: Ok I'll ask your sister
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11-06-2011 18:24 by
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my kids enjoy the free cardboard box and balloons the most
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11-06-2011 18:07 by
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Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way.
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11-06-2011 17:29
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If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual. :)
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11-06-2011 17:27
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I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at WORK.!!!
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11-06-2011 17:26
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There are two things why we don't trust people. FIRST: We don't know them. SECOND: We know them.
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11-06-2011 17:22
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Dear parents: Oh really? I'm a liar? What about the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus? Sincerely, your child.
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11-06-2011 17:19
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How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I'll let you know if we can be friends.
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11-06-2011 17:17
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there has been a new law stating that veils are not to be allowed in the workplace. Bee keepers are furious!
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11-06-2011 16:36
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finished his first book in 24 years...That was a hell of a lot of coloring!
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11-06-2011 16:28
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wants to change my name on facebook to "no-one". then when I add someone it will say "no-one wants to be your friend".
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11-06-2011 15:47 by
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This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn't sound fun at all.
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11-06-2011 15:39
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Sometimes, I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
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11-06-2011 13:40
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"Sex is a part of nature, I go along with nature." - Marilyn Monroe
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11-06-2011 13:35
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God's busy. Can I help you?
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11-06-2011 13:31
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Have you ever realized how many types of asses there are? SmartASS. DumbASS. CrazyASS. StupidASS. Who knew asses had personalities?
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11-06-2011 13:17
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Swallowing pride never choked anyone
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11-06-2011 13:10
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Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste.
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11-06-2011 13:10
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Experience is a good teacher, but it comes at a high price.
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11-06-2011 13:07
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Steelers menu tonight: 4 & 20 black (dirty) birds baked in a pie!
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11-06-2011 12:22 by
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