Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Your sex is on fire...? No slut... thats called herpes.

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   Too many of you HOES confusing thick with fat.....When you THICK, your stomach doesn't dance when you walk.

   Don't be a dead hero, if it ain't got sh!t to do with you keep moving.

   Buy a b!tch some high heels and she'll walk all over you in them.

   Okay I will let you go but you are going to find out that there's not many like me, but there's plenty like you.

   No one can change a person, but someone can be a persons reason to change. - Spongebob.

   Best way to handle insults? Accept them! ex: "You're so ugly!" "Tell me about it." or "You're an idiot!" "Yeah, it's a problem..".

   Midnight bathroom trip...eyes forward, avoid mirrors, happy thoughts.

   Don't let your ego write a check your character can't cash.

   Ladies: If your boyfriend is the kind of guy that removes the vowels from FEMALE for you... dump him!

   Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are

   If you don't have any critics, you probably don't have any success either!

   Here comes the 2010 Christmas post all over again ...

   midgets who are actors and actresses must love the Xmas season. every movie or commercial that remotely deals with Santa has at least 2000 of em'

   Sorry But I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

   RUMORS are carried by HATERS, spread by FOOLS and accepted by IDIOTS.

   So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how cool is that for someone her age?

   I bet you're naked under those clothes... You slut

   Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of 'nothing,'