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Best way to handle insults? Accept them! ex: "You're so ugly!" "Tell me about it." or "You're an idiot!" "Yeah, it's a problem..". 
Midnight bathroom trip...eyes forward, avoid mirrors, happy thoughts.
Don't let your ego write a check your character can't cash.
Ladies: If your boyfriend is the kind of guy that removes the vowels from FEMALE for you... dump him!
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are
If you don't have any critics, you probably don't have any success either!
Here comes the 2010 Christmas post all over again ...
midgets who are actors and actresses must love the Xmas season. every movie or commercial that remotely deals with Santa has at least 2000 of em'
Sorry But I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
RUMORS are carried by HATERS, spread by FOOLS and accepted by IDIOTS.
So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how cool is that for someone her age?
I bet you're naked under those clothes... You slut
Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of 'nothing,'
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
Kids in math problems have way too much time on their hands. Like seriously Avi? You're going to calculate the angle at which you need to ride your bike to get to Market Street? Get a girlfriend or something.
I'm placing myself in "time-out" until I'm able to play nice with others! This may take a few hours as there are stupid people everywhere!
just came back from a pleasure trip....itook my mother in-law to the airport!
When you hear a lot of men yelling at the top of their lungs....you know the game is on.
Respect your parents. They made it through high school without google or wikipedia.
My mother texted me "What does IDK, LY,& TTYL means? I answered: I don't know, love u, talk to you later. Mother: Ok I'll ask your sister
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