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off to the voting booth. Bigfoot prepare to get elected.
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11-08-2011 12:38
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eating a sexy ice cream cone.. it's like a normal ice cream cone.. only with me eating it.
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11-08-2011 12:35
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going to take a HOT shower.. it's like a normal shower..only with me in it.
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11-08-2011 12:30
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It's funny how guys are always looking for a Barbie, when most of them aren't Kens themselves.
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11-08-2011 10:57 by
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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario there was a DUMBASS who didn't take it out in time.
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11-08-2011 10:22
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bad sex is like bad pizza: you finish it anyways, but wish you would have went somewhere else...
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11-08-2011 10:18
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Studies have shown a daily BJ makes relationships last much longer. It's true, I took a seat and volunteered for these studies.
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11-08-2011 10:07 by
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You can take that tone of "here comes the shocking part" out of your voice. I've already guessed the ending.
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11-08-2011 10:06 by
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I fear that if the Mississippi "life begins at conception" bill passes, my army of tissue babies will rise up & take over the world.
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11-08-2011 10:05 by
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Every time I type "not" it auto-corrects to "Nottingham." I think I accidentally stole Robin Hood's iPad.
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11-08-2011 10:03 by
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if facebook was a school, I swear i'd have perfect attendance.
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11-08-2011 09:46
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Whatever you are, be a good at it. Even strippers have career goals.
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11-08-2011 09:10
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Serendipity - When an empty glass and a bottle of booze cross paths.
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11-08-2011 09:08 by
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If you suddenly find yourself unable to access some parts of my Facebook page, don't panic, it just means I have quarantined and placed your stalkin' a$$ on the RESTRICTED list. Thanks Facebook for this great new tool.
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11-08-2011 09:04
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Now Wit #MW3 bein released 2day.there will B an increase of snack n Drink consumption, Lack of Sleep n Angry Wives/GF's All Around The World
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11-08-2011 09:00 by
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If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. And if they refuse to be let go, get a restraining order.
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11-08-2011 08:57
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In the timeless words of Devoe and his confidants Bell & Biv. Never trust a big butt and a smile, that girl is poison.
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11-08-2011 08:55
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Never forget what someone says when they're angry. Apologies are given when people are sorry that others heard their unfiltered opinions.
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11-08-2011 08:47
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Be comfortable in your own skin, only serial killers are comfortable in other people's skin.
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11-08-2011 08:43 by
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if she let's you keep your weed in her bra... wife that b!tch
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