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   messageicon The uneasy moment when you are having a conversation in your head & you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Officer : How High are you ? Drunk : No officer it's Hi, How are you ?!
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:17 by Sawan Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are girls complaining that there's no good guys left...Hello.....they are where you left them, IN THE FRIEND ZONE
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll never forget what you did to me, but I'll never let you know I remember.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "See I don't understand me...My plan is to win your heart before I win the GRAMMY". :D
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to rap with Dr. Dre, I want to smoke with Snoop Dogg, and I want to burn a house with Eminem.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon (phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* "F*CCCCCK!, I thought you were someone else!!"
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:14 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not flirting. I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:11 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get ready for shower... Do weird stuffs in front of the mirror for like an hour.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon sticking up for random people because you don't like the other person.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sick b@stard who put the ‘D' in Wednesday must be the same genius who put the ‘R' in February..
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sick bastard who put the ‘D' in Wednesday must be the same genius who put the ‘R' in February..
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:01 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder why facebook gives you the option of "liking" your own status? Of course I like my own status. I'm f*cking awesome.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:59 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever wake up in a room with a bunch of people and a tape recorder that says, "Hello, I want to play a game", I'm gonna be pissed!
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:58 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever someone asks, "You look familiar, where do I know you from?" I like to respond with, "Well do you watch porn?"
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:46 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good grades, enough sleep, a social life...you can only pick two
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:45 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Erasers can be your best friend and be like "Oh hey, you need this erased? No problem, I got you." While other times, they can be like"OH HEY I THINK YOUR PAPER NEEDS A SMUDGE RIGHT HERE, LET ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU".
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:43 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cool thing to do: Read the ingredients of something a friend is eating then stop midway and ask something like"What is Ar-se-nic? Did I say it right?".
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:41 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Press a toy in the store* *won't stop making noises *slowly walk away*
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service & what you do with a phone w. no service ? You play games
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:39 Comments (0)  



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