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   messageicon 11 was quite a popular number. Next year it'll be all about 12
←Rate | 11-12-2011 04:36 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook just got real. You can unsubscribe to status updates and turn people from "friends" to "acquaintances". It's a dirty game
←Rate | 11-12-2011 04:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife: Don't Drink Today, or Else No Sex Tonight Husband gives it plenty of Thought Confused What To Choose: 12 yr old Whisky or... 40 yr old Cake
←Rate | 11-12-2011 04:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm taking the greed out of agreed, because I don't.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 03:26 by Michek Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs
←Rate | 11-12-2011 02:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I buy an ipad and steve jobs dies, I buy a blackberry and bbm dies. I have just bought Justin Bieber's album... Fingers crossed
←Rate | 11-12-2011 02:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon age is just a number, yeah right!! and "too young" is just a name in china
←Rate | 11-12-2011 02:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The uneasy moment when you are having a conversation in your head & you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Officer : How High are you ? Drunk : No officer it's Hi, How are you ?!
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:17 by Sawan Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are girls complaining that there's no good guys left...Hello.....they are where you left them, IN THE FRIEND ZONE
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll never forget what you did to me, but I'll never let you know I remember.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "See I don't understand me...My plan is to win your heart before I win the GRAMMY". :D
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to rap with Dr. Dre, I want to smoke with Snoop Dogg, and I want to burn a house with Eminem.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 01:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon (phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* "F*CCCCCK!, I thought you were someone else!!"
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:14 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not flirting. I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:11 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get ready for shower... Do weird stuffs in front of the mirror for like an hour.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon sticking up for random people because you don't like the other person.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sick b@stard who put the ‘D' in Wednesday must be the same genius who put the ‘R' in February..
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sick bastard who put the ‘D' in Wednesday must be the same genius who put the ‘R' in February..
←Rate | 11-12-2011 00:01 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder why facebook gives you the option of "liking" your own status? Of course I like my own status. I'm f*cking awesome.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:59 by @OMFG_Rel8able | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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