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11 was quite a popular number. Next year it'll be all about 12
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11-12-2011 04:36 by
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Facebook just got real. You can unsubscribe to status updates and turn people from "friends" to "acquaintances". It's a dirty game
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11-12-2011 04:19
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Wife: Don't Drink Today, or Else No Sex Tonight Husband gives it plenty of Thought Confused What To Choose: 12 yr old Whisky or... 40 yr old Cake
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11-12-2011 04:15
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I'm taking the greed out of agreed, because I don't.
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11-12-2011 03:26 by
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In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs
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11-12-2011 02:17
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I buy an ipad and steve jobs dies, I buy a blackberry and bbm dies. I have just bought Justin Bieber's album... Fingers crossed
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11-12-2011 02:13
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age is just a number, yeah right!! and "too young" is just a name in china
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11-12-2011 02:09
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The uneasy moment when you are having a conversation in your head & you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
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11-12-2011 01:22
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Officer : How High are you ? Drunk : No officer it's Hi, How are you ?!
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11-12-2011 01:17 by
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There are girls complaining that there's no good guys left...Hello.....they are where you left them, IN THE FRIEND ZONE
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11-12-2011 01:05
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I'll never forget what you did to me, but I'll never let you know I remember.
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11-12-2011 01:04
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"See I don't understand me...My plan is to win your heart before I win the GRAMMY". :D
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11-12-2011 01:03
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I want to rap with Dr. Dre, I want to smoke with Snoop Dogg, and I want to burn a house with Eminem.
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11-12-2011 01:02
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(phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* "F*CCCCCK!, I thought you were someone else!!"
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11-12-2011 00:14 by
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I'm not flirting. I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
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11-12-2011 00:11 by
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Get ready for shower... Do weird stuffs in front of the mirror for like an hour.
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11-12-2011 00:09 by
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sticking up for random people because you don't like the other person.
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11-12-2011 00:09 by
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The sick b@stard who put the ‘D' in Wednesday must be the same genius who put the ‘R' in February..
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11-12-2011 00:02 by
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The sick bastard who put the ‘D' in Wednesday must be the same genius who put the ‘R' in February..
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11-12-2011 00:01 by
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I wonder why facebook gives you the option of "liking" your own status? Of course I like my own status. I'm f*cking awesome.
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11-11-2011 23:59 by
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