Funny Status Message #79924

X is Don't understand why everyone is so excited about "breaking wind". Everytime I break wind people just run away!!
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# 19004 Did you break wind as well? Because hopefully a wind will blow you off of this page. Nobody cares about your bodily gases. Thank you.
# 157294 How many singers have sung "The Wind Beneath My Wings" and the general public still doesn't understand it's the wind over your wings that gives you lift. Wind beneath your wings causes a stall. That changes the whole meaning of the song!
# 47895 Oh so the "wind is blowing" huh? Thanks for that description genius. But tell me this, have you ever felt wind that doesn't blow?

←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:02

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