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X Went to see a fortune teller earlier, as she gazed into the crystal ball she said "You'll never have any more children." ...Then the f*cking thing rolled off the table and crushed my balls!
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←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:31 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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