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What did one saggy titty say to the other saggy titty? We better get some support soon or people will start thinking we're nuts! 
If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old, and tell them its Santa Clause
People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!"
Whoever came up with the term "one tough cookie" had no idea about the structural integrity of baked goods.
Just because you attract a lot of nasty skanks does not mean you're a stud. It means that your own kind recognizes you.
A waffle house is like a gas station bathroom that serves waffles.
Wanna know who your real friends are? Disable your facebook page a week before your birthday and see who calls you on your birthday. WARNING!! May cause depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts. Use this technique at you own RISK!!!!
Why do the media cover “Dancing with the Stars” like it's news?.... I think they do it for the same people that can not manage to operate a self check out isle! Which, I'm afraid is like 80% if he US population! God Help Us!!!!
Stupid vending machine took my money because the bag of chips didn't drop! I starting pounding the glass as hard as I could then I looked up and saw a surveillance camera and walked away slowly out the break room.... >_<
No one likes laying in the wet spot but everyone loves making one.
at Walmart buying pajama jeans for Thanksgiving dinner.
Time for the shake weight exercise, minus the shake weight.
i'm feeling a little off today , wanna turn me on?
No, my status is not about you. I have other important things in my life.
REMEMBER:If you burn down your house on Thanksgiving....the Turkey wins
I think I've got mood poisoning. It must be something I hate.
Always dress like you're going to see your worst enemy.
I want to sleep but my mind keeps talking to itself.
You sir are so fluent in bullsh!t.
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER - I was shopping for condoms and she asked if I knew how to use them.
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