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   messageicon If an old man stuffs you in a bag don't worry, I asked for you for Christmas. Oh he threw you in a van, not a sleigh? Yeah, you're screwed.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:49 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon an OK meal...spaghetti O's & Special K
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon has anybody else notice that girls go into stalk mode when they like a guy?
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You were so beautiful, until your 30 day trial of Photoshop ended.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:41 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The walk of shame at the store when you have to put something back because you cant afford it.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You aren't crazy, you're just lonely, and loneliness is one hell of a drug.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd imagine that hitting the showers had a whole new meaning for the Penn State football team.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The less people you chill with, the less drama you deal with.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 01:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Claiming my heart back, wrapping it up in aluminum foil and putting it back in the freezer. You dig?
←Rate | 12-13-2011 23:42 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I f*cked a fat chick in an elevator...it was wrong on so many levels.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 23:20 by Nate004 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're like hot chocolate and I'm marshmallows; Because you're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 23:20 by Megadeth Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys like YOU. Ruin girls like HER. So she can't put her trust in ME.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 23:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment of depression when you find out that you ran out of milk for your cereal.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 23:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're in the car alone everyone outside is a serial killer.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A grown man will buy lingerie for the same reason a kid wants a box of cereal were all after the prize inside
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:33 by MATT Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment of happiness when you find out that everyone hates the same person you hate
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:17 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon My doctor (me) just decided to up my dosage (smoke more weed)
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and then you'll understand why foreplay is so important
←Rate | 12-13-2011 22:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I won't be impressed with technology until I can download money ;)
←Rate | 12-13-2011 21:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon my common sense is tingling.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 21:56 Comments (0)  



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