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you should Y0u.Tube "warriors of goja", sit back, and enjoy.
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11-28-2011 16:42 by
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The best thing about having a head shrinker for a friend is knowing that I'll be getting a little head for Christmas.
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11-28-2011 15:54 by
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does the name Pavlov ring any bells?
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11-28-2011 15:21
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Relationships are a winter sport..
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11-28-2011 15:00 by
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but none in the stink.
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11-28-2011 14:58 by
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Just pushed out a fart that sounded like a toddler screaming into a kazoo
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11-28-2011 14:57 by
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What do you call those little balls of cotton in women's underwear?? Clitty litter...
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11-28-2011 14:47 by
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Ladies! I may not have the pen!s of a black man but I do have the toung of a lesbi@n.
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11-28-2011 14:47 by
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All fun things are taxed... and there is even a tax on sex... it's called children.
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11-28-2011 14:33 by
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Short skirts have a tendency to make gentlemen out of men. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?
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11-28-2011 14:31
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If someone calls you fat, Don't get angry, just turn the other chin.
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11-28-2011 14:28
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I am trying my very best to get into the holiday spirit but I cant open the damn bottle.
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11-28-2011 14:25
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My upstairs neighbour made a ground breaking discovery last night. He can't fly.
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11-28-2011 14:23
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I could tell you to go f yourself but I am afraid you will ask for directions.
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11-28-2011 14:20
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one girl scout cookie away from type two diabetes
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11-28-2011 14:19 by
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You gotta hand it to midgets...because they sure as siht can't reach it...
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11-28-2011 13:51
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There are some 35–45 year old men who think Cyber Monday means something else...
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11-28-2011 13:31 by
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I went shopping today for belts, and I used them right away on all the screaming kids at the store.
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11-28-2011 13:09 by
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I wonder if Stevie Wonder knows he's black?
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11-28-2011 13:06 by
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The cleanliness of my house directly depends on my chances of getting laid that day.
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