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I hate when I read this post and and don't realize the word ''and'' was said twice.
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12-19-2011 12:24 by
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I am at my most evil and manipulative when I think there is a chance I can get you to buy me a hot air balloon.
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12-19-2011 12:22 by
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Kim Jong II is dead & things aren't looking so hot for his official lookalikes either.
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12-19-2011 12:21 by
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People who make noises with their chewing gum should be put to death. I just decided.
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12-19-2011 12:20 by
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We sympathize with, but must reject any articles on how to quickly turn a candy cane into a shiv at stressful family gatherings.
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12-19-2011 12:17 by
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It's not technically a hip hop show unless at some point, 9 seemingly random guys are invited on stage to waves their hands for no reason.
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12-19-2011 11:59 by
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I like how none of the "robbers" on that Vonage commercial are black. Way to dodge that bullet, Vonage.
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12-19-2011 11:57 by
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I really don't see why Conrad Murray is going to prison for what he did. House pulls crap like that all the time
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12-19-2011 11:55 by
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Count Chocula, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and the Teddy Grahams Bear perish in house fire. S'more at eleven.
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12-19-2011 11:54
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Japanese has so many characters, their alphabet soup comes in two separate cans.
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12-19-2011 11:53 by
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just opened an envelope with one of those 'glittery' Christmas cards inside, it looks like a unicorn just jizzed in my lap
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12-19-2011 11:52 by
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Googled "What women want" and a photo of me was shown.
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12-19-2011 11:36
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Whenever I get a Christmas present that I don't want, I hold onto it and give it to someone else as their birthday gift.
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12-19-2011 11:10 by
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Its never too early to start drinking on Christmas day :)
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12-19-2011 10:40
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first Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead
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12-19-2011 10:33 by
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Not feeling the Christmas spirit? Go elf yourself!
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12-19-2011 10:20
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first it was Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead
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12-19-2011 10:16 by
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might apply for Kim Jong-il's job... I've always fancied a KOREA in politics !!!
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12-19-2011 10:13
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Imagine how much lag they had 2000 years ago: it took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
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12-19-2011 10:12
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Ding Dong Kim Jong is Dead
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