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.... It's now being reported on the news that Kim Jong Il's very last words before he died were ......... "Hey, .... Aren't you Chuck Nor..............."
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Surgeon's knot, hangman's knot, square knot, sailor's knot.....I can't do them, but the wires in back of my computer desk sure can.
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12-21-2011 19:27
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I'm chocolate and I got a thing for Vanilla...
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12-21-2011 19:15
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Floyd Mayweather beat up his wife and wanted to go to jail so he can duck Manny Pacquiao again
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12-21-2011 19:04 by
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How does justin bieber remove a condom? He farts.
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12-21-2011 19:03 by
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If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would have no friends.
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12-21-2011 18:59 by
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(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table* Who the hell drank my beer!
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12-21-2011 18:54 by
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I haven't posted "what's on my mind" since I "used my mind" and found a site that could do it for me (:
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12-21-2011 18:23
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Tim Teebow is like a tampon...only good for one period
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12-21-2011 18:11
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Facebook is dumb They have the Poke thing wrong. Guys should have the Poke button, and girls should have a Spread button.
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12-21-2011 18:09 by
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slipped on some black ice and is now missing a wallet and watch
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12-21-2011 18:00
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So black ice is more dangerous and more likely to cause us harm than normal ice... Surprise Surprise.
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12-21-2011 16:54 by
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When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out… “hey, who knew they had wi-fi Down there?”
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12-21-2011 16:41
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blackparent:*spank* . DIDNT . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND ! *spank*!
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12-21-2011 16:26 by
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I'd appreciate it if the city just delivered the phone books straight to my recycle bin.
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12-21-2011 16:21 by
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i just saved a bunch of money on Christmas by getting my daughters batteries with toys not included for Christmas this year.
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12-21-2011 16:06
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Why are you all so upset about Dr Pepper For Men? I mean, Subaru makes cars just for lesbians!
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12-21-2011 15:33 by
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If you include your kid's high GPA score in your Christmas letter grandma will be proud but everyone else hates you.
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12-21-2011 15:32 by
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1993 called, they want their jokes back.
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12-21-2011 15:03
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Sex is like pancakes ... God I love Pancakes !!
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