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Eventually gravity lowers every woman's standards.
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01-12-2012 11:12 by
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The worst thing about renting movie from a Red Box is that a $1 late fee isn't enough motivation to get off the couch.
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01-12-2012 11:10 by
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Red Trees Are Red Fuck my gardens on fire!
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01-12-2012 09:37 by
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Christmas...-What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of your sock?
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01-12-2012 09:17 by
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I hate the snow so much, I want to build a snowman just so I can punch it in its face.......
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01-12-2012 09:15 by
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Independent women throw your hands in the air!!!! Whooooooo! Ok now put your hands down and go do some dishes.
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01-12-2012 08:53 by
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I tried letting a smile be my umbrella, but you can't whack people with a smile!
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01-12-2012 08:23 by
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Red Cross called and asked if I could donate to the Huntsville, Alabama floods. I told them that I would, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of my driveway....
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01-12-2012 07:51 by
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A gynaecologist is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure.
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01-12-2012 06:11 by
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Narnia is a bad movie for gays...it asks you to remain in the closet for the best adventures and fun
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01-12-2012 05:21
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Here's a good way to find out if your mission on earth is complete: if your alive, it isn't.
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01-12-2012 03:44
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Laughter is the best medicine. But laugh for no reason and you need medicine.
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01-12-2012 02:58 by
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MTV has proven that the recent rise in teenage pregnancy has reallyyyyy changed the definition of a MILF
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01-12-2012 01:44 by
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Dear Toilet seat cover, when I'm done and start to get up, please let go of my ass cheek, Sincerely Every Man, Woman and child.
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01-12-2012 01:09
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i have all the right answers ...you just ask the wrong questions
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01-12-2012 00:58 by
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You know.. Ive lost so many guy friends by askin a simple question.." Do you have twitter?"
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01-11-2012 23:48 by
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When someone talks to you and that little drop of spit shoots out there mouth and onto u. you all play it off.. but inside ur like (°°) wtf!
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01-11-2012 23:35
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I have some bad news and a Justin Bierber CD. Which one would you like to hear first ?
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01-11-2012 23:33
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Why do fellas use a condom on a chick the first time or two, but then just start going raw thereafter like STDs have a trial period?
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01-11-2012 23:30
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If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
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01-11-2012 23:27 by
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