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Do you think they will have an end of the world sale?
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01-17-2012 11:42 by
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I missed that one episode of The Walking Dead where they show us how the zombies keep everyone's lawns so freshly mowed.
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01-17-2012 11:42 by
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Trying to understand quantum physics. Cause trying to understand women is just too damn hard.
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01-17-2012 11:41 by
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I never give money to bums because a.) They probably make more money than I do. b.) They work from home. c.) They get to drink on the job.
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01-17-2012 11:41 by
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What would it take to bring back fat Al Roker? I feel like we were a better America then.
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01-17-2012 11:36 by
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If antihistamines are used to make meth, then it stands to reason that meth will help my chest cold.
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01-17-2012 11:34 by
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You can call me many things but never, ever call me a 'scofflaw'. It's a stupid word.
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01-17-2012 11:33 by
SuthernFukr
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Stop 2nd guessing yourself! No seriously you should be 7th guessing yourself instead.
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01-17-2012 11:27 by
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IDKFA! <---if you remember what this did then your unstoppable
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01-17-2012 11:27 by
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Can you imagine the panic that ensuses when the actor who plays the Mayhem character in the Allstate commercials boards a commercial flight?
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01-17-2012 11:21 by
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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
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01-17-2012 11:12 by
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If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas
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01-17-2012 11:11 by
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Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light
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01-17-2012 11:09 by
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How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
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01-17-2012 11:03 by
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If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
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01-17-2012 11:02 by
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Crazy Fact… People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
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01-17-2012 10:30 by
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I hate meeting super fine on Facebook but pugly in real life girls.
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01-17-2012 10:20 by
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There are good status updates, then there are bad status updates ... then there's 50 feet of crap, then there's mine.
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01-17-2012 10:04 by
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So Android has "Iris"....Siri's ugly stepsister.
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01-17-2012 09:53 by
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Martain Luther King Jr. Bday now Muhammad Ali Bday somebody gonna ready this and turn red with hate
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