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01-04-2012 17:26 by hihuggiehi
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After meeting an ole high school friend for lunch, she said "my, you smell good, what do you have on"? I replied, "I've got a hard on, but I didnt know you could smell it"!
I have a dream that one day I'll be able to go to work and get a pay check that 35 percent doesnt go to people that have no jobs and do nothing but smoke weed. I cant wait til November.
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01-04-2012 15:49 by Doc Noland
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husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". The husband asks for sex. The wife says, "No." > Her husband asks, "Is that your final answer?" > She responds, "Yes." He says, "Then, Id like to call a friend."