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believe it, first Kiss is MORE memorable than losing virginity...
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02-02-2012 10:08
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Q( - _-)_____¦__o___Q(-_ - ) *Asian ping pong match*
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02-02-2012 10:00
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Cape Town: The world's largest Superhero Retirement community.
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02-02-2012 09:58 by
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When a deaf person sees me yawn, do they think I'm screaming?
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02-02-2012 09:49 by
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World class egyptian soccer fans world class..
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02-02-2012 09:29
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The ground hog in my back yard never seen his shadow...but he had an erection what does that mean...
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02-02-2012 09:23
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alright dudes. we cant be playing with a girls heart, its the only one she has. play with her boobs, she has two of those :)
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02-02-2012 09:08
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My laziness is epitomized by how many files I've names as "hekakdbfkfl"
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02-02-2012 09:00
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Happy Groundhog Day! I hope this day dont repeat itself!
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02-02-2012 08:46
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Walmart is like a free roaming zoo for humans everytime I go I see creatures even the discovery channel hasn't witnessed.
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02-02-2012 08:15
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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02-02-2012 08:14
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poor Kenyans who thought Obama was one of theirs!!!
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02-02-2012 08:04 by
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nursing his a55 from the pain left by all those bites from life!
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02-02-2012 07:48
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Whats up with all these duck faces lately they quack me up
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02-02-2012 07:46 by
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How many exercise/workout videos does a person have to buy before seeing results?
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02-02-2012 07:07 by
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these press on towels are rubbish,,, it only dryed one arm,
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I think someone needs to remind the drug sniffing dogs, the "man's best friend" thing !
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02-02-2012 04:58
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Anyone can air guitar. It takes a true artist to air tambourine.
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02-02-2012 04:54 by
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I alternate between cautious optimism and reckless pessimism.
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02-02-2012 04:45 by
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"The trouble with Quotes on the internet is that it difficult to determine whether or not they're authentic" ~ Abraham Lincoln ~
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