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We have come so far. Computers, Moon landing, Mars rover, Hubble telescope taking pictures of thing light years away...and yet we still need a sign telling employees to wash their hands. 
I can't get the Bananas in Pajamas song out of my head, so I'm cursing you all with it
I carried a really cool hat to school that I rubbed on a licey homeless guy. The school bully just stole it..... :D
I cut my foot and its turning black now, thanks to Mr. Deeds I know this is gonna be cool. If not, I'll go see Dr. Pepper
i think chubby chasers are just lazy people, I mean...really, how far is this 'chase'
running on pills and luck
looks like I'm having pie all day....Thanks to 3-14 or 3.14
rode into town on my horse. not worth it, I had to pick up his poo with a snow shovel and a hefty bag.
signed up for the wrong college courses... apparently I'm a rhinocologist..
toooo many Debbie Downers on facebook...wah, my life sucks, wah, my husband died ,wah, I burned dinner...
I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies
Happy "Steak and BJ Day". I'll take both well done.
Gettin really tired of you emotional women on facebook. Stick some cotton in your crotch, eat a tub of ice cream, curl up to your body pillow, STFU and go to sleep
Search engine guide: BING = "But It's Not Google!" , YAHOO = "You Always Have Other Option" , GOOGLE = "Great Omnipotent Optimal Guide to Lots of Everything".
When I was a kid I loved the game kerplunk. Now I play everyday with the insane amt of clutter in my house
Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston
On a scale 1 to Adele, how tough was your breakup?
Fixin' to do some mechanic work... Have a rear end to put in my recliner!
Tomorrow is Steak and BJ Day. I won't be celebrating. It's not like anyone would treat me to Steak and Berry Juice anyway...
I eat Burger King at every whoppertunity 