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LOOK AT THIS GUY FLASHING HIS GANG SIGNS AT ME! Grandma please! He is deaf! 
Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose.
Justin:mom one day I'm going to the moon . Mom: too late justin nasa stopped sending monkeys long time ago.jg
If a cop pulls you over for talking on your phone, just tell him you were reporting a drunk driver.
hey guys you can pretty much call a girl whatever you want as long as you put skinny in front of it
I don't care what ANYONE says. He's MY dog, he's grown, & if he wants to get a tattoo, who am I to stop him?
Like a good Neighbor, Stay over there.
While playing football with friends: Fat guy = goalkeeper.
To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people... watch me.
I Hate Fake people! Go back to China where you were made!
someone ate half my black crayon, the built in box sharpener is jammed, I have checks to write, gonna be one of those days
I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a soberphobic.
whatever happened to Gallant and Gufus?
tried to get a tattoo but it hurt, so I just got dots with numbers..You make the connection
Every Sunday is like an episode of CSI... I have to figure out where I was, what I did, and who I did!
If you can read this please let me know because, it means I blocked the wrong person. I'm still getting used to this Stupid timeline!
A psychologist cannot change a light bulb unless the light bulb really wants to change.
Sitting in here in Mugg & Bean sippin on my coffee, watching as a group of raucous and untamed black youth walk by in a ghetto wolf pack. Yep, I can smell discounts and knockoffs on everything they wearing, including personalities.
The current administration is finally getting through to people. I can not count how many people I saw going "Green" yesterday! These are truly exciting days!!!
it just me....but when I am trying to insert a straw into a Capri Sun I feel like I am trying to start an IV. 