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   messageicon After years of searching for my girlfriend's G-spot, who would have guessed her sister had it all this time!
←Rate | 03-17-2012 08:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today; I saw a baby with a shirt that said, "I'm what happened in Vegas"
←Rate | 03-17-2012 08:47 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kiss me, I'm not Irish I just want the kisses.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 08:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon there such a thing as a Corned Beef and Cabbage Calzone?
←Rate | 03-17-2012 08:36 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon On this St. Patrick's Day please remember this: Alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
←Rate | 03-17-2012 07:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon May you have the luck of the Irish and starve today because you can't find potatoes!
←Rate | 03-17-2012 07:38 by Mike M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Party Rule No.1: Always make the party worth the hangover.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 07:27 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, low standards, and bad decisions.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 06:53 by @afewgrins Comments (0)  


   messageicon hunting out dwarfs to dress up as leprechauns..
←Rate | 03-17-2012 06:01 by boogle78 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When is it a good time to mention that St. Patrick was born in Britain and kidnapped by Irish raiders and taken captive to Ireland as a slave? Not today then?
←Rate | 03-17-2012 04:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to Dr.Oz, EVERYTHING is unhealthy to eat,drink, breathe and so on!
←Rate | 03-17-2012 04:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and pregnant girl have in common? In each situation there was an idiot who didn't take it out in time.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 04:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most woman's G-Spots are located about two inches inside your wallet.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 04:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was right, I could get it changed into pennies & swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck
←Rate | 03-17-2012 01:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon By the end of the night...what can you say?......Happy Paint Satricks Day...Ossifer!
←Rate | 03-16-2012 23:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hired a midget to dress in green and sit on my keg, aint America great?
←Rate | 03-16-2012 22:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to the track today..I never knew only mexicans can sweep up losing tickets...hmmmmm
←Rate | 03-16-2012 22:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon cant decide whether midgets look at St Patricks day as a "payday" or a "dammit! I have to hide in my little house" kinda day.
←Rate | 03-16-2012 22:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After all the upsets today. Cathy from the mailroom is gonna win a $hitload of money off her "Bracket thingy" this year..
←Rate | 03-16-2012 22:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think maybe its time to diet, I just had to cut my hula hoop off
←Rate | 03-16-2012 22:03 Comments (0)  



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