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It's time we create the true equal society.... It's time we create the United Caucasian College Fund, and the National Association for the Advancement of Caucasians. 
NEWS ALERT: Former Vice President Dick Cheney has received a heart transplant. In related news; Mr. Cheney has announced he is becoming a Democrat.
I just saved a bunch of money on an anniversary gift, by having my GF break up with me
I wonder if Tim Tebow has enough guts to give Mark a Dirty Sanchez in the locker room after there first Victory!
I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
A black boy in a hoodie is a thug but a white kid in a hoodie is a skateboarder
It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car.
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "I MISS ATLANTA" so I smashed their window and stole their radio.
Some Where In The Ghetto there's a girl using her EBT card like it's a VISA. "What you mean it declined, try that shhit again".
The court took my lisence for blowin a .08 and then sends me a jurry summons.... How the f*** am I supposed to get there???
I love Captain Crunch,,, and by that I mean I can't get enough of tasting the "roof of my mouth" skin... Two more bowls till I can tongue my brain.
I may be reading too much into this, but I'm pretty sure this girl I met is stalking me... I saw her google my name last night through my binoculars.. I nearly fell out of the tree!!
If you have fake eyelashes,weave,make up, and drawn on eyebrows... you not a bad chick you a created player
Been at this farmer's market for an hour,,, Still can't find the guy that sells the smug sense of superiority everyone here has.
The price for fags have been increased by 37p. One Direction tickets now cost £40.37
never drink before a 1st date for confidence. I did once and ended up marrying him.
Wayne Rooney has visited Fabrice Muamba in hospital. "It's great, he can almost string a sentence together", said Fabrice.
Shout Out to the first person to post a Youtube video on Facebook.... Happy now?
I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet.
If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur! 