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Give me Cunnilingus or give me death. 
I'm not full of hate. There's still room for a little more.
Just saw a homeless man with a blue tooth. It was his only tooth.
So drunk I am eating spaghetti with a comb.
Every woman thinks she's fat except the ones that are.
I'm knee deep in pu$$y. Seriously, my 19 cats love the hell outta me.
Sorry I haven't been around much guys. Been out having sex and doing things. Minus the sex and things
If she really loves her cat, then that's who's making the most important decisions in her life.
Bands will make her dance, Food Stamps will make her twerk. But if Romne why becomes president, yall hos will have to work.
The Steelers must have partied hard last night...They're still wearing their Halloween costumes! ツ
Having mutual friends with someone does not mean you should add them on Facebook. It's like a stranger knocking on your door and saying, "Hey we both know Mike, John, and Sara. You mind if I come in?"
Felt kinda weird to tell my old School bus dricer that she's too old for me now.
I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza
I'm 94% sure I'm going to die in a running in flip flops incident.
Watching post Halloween walks of shame is the best.
Raise your right hand if you were home schooled. No, your other right hand.
My girlfriend stripped teased for me last night. Well, she's not really my girlfriend, and I had to pay a cover charge.
If I call you cupcake it's because I'm probably going to put my vanilla frosting on your forehead.
I hate those see through elevators because that's my damn time to pick my nose in private.
going to the toilet solely to masturbate called a number 3? 