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Strangly enough we will need China to finance us in our war against them ! Crazy thing is they will probably do it ! 
Just look at China over there in the corner just smiling away !
Nice to wake up and know that Big Bird has been saved!!
Way to go Colorado... haha I can see it now. Pot Stamps for those who can't afford to buy their own pot.
my illegal housekeeper and I cancelled each others votes yesterday. Not sure what she said this morning but we high fived and laughed...
what's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? the taste.
And the winner for the best reader of a teleprompter award goes to...
Romney's now unemployed, like most Dems. Well, except that he's rich...
the Dems prove once again that it takes a lot longer than 18 months to buy votes. You've got the power, use it wisely...
No worries, the Romney/Ryan camp is sending out folders of woman and a pair of magic underwear to all of the disgruntled supporters.
I tried killing a loose bat in the garage with an empty paper towel tube. After a few weak whacks,,, we both laughed & shared a fruit roll-up
I fell in love today. So what have you guys done to ruin your day?
Who gets the binders full of women?
Quick! Sign here ______, here ______ and on this side ______, done! I'll explain on our honeymoon.
The Democrats and Republicans are like Coke and Pepsi, each has a slightly different taste but both very bad for you. As for me, I like a lot of Jäger and a splash of Red Bull. I'm thinking Jägerbomb party. Who's in?
I dont believe in love, but I believe in sex.
That moment when you're going to stalk someone and you end up stalking 5 more people because you need to understand the whole conversation.
Sorry Romney lost, imagine all those moron joke we coulf have done..... sorry mormon.
Well the good news is Obama won nothing will change, The bad news is Obama won nothing will change.
People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money! 