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Cyber sex is not as easy as it sounds. I should have picked a less crowded Starbucks.
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05-18-2010 16:59 by
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just saw a commercial for the Hogwarts place at universal... so down to take shrooms and go, who's down?
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05-18-2010 16:59 by
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I can't help but notice the majority of People Magazine's "Never Before Seen Photos" are photos I have no desire to see at all..
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05-18-2010 16:58 by
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I need to throw that guy a "get a life" jacket...
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05-18-2010 16:58 by
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Mo money mo problems. Or so I've heard...
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05-18-2010 12:32 by
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every time Sarah Palin speaks, a moose dies...
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05-18-2010 12:31 by
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Don't worry... I'm a doctor on the Internet.
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05-18-2010 12:30 by
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Hey lady in the other car, eating and talking on your cell phone. It's called a Ford Focus, not a Ford Multi-task.
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05-18-2010 12:30 by
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If I had nothing left to complain about, I'd complain about that.
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05-18-2010 12:29 by
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Hiding peoples status' on your news feed is the best way of sayin f*ck you're annoying but I don't wanna delete you cuz you'll notice.
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05-17-2010 10:00 by
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♫ If you're crazy and you know it take your pills! ♫
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05-17-2010 09:59 by
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After 2 years I finally found the back piece to one of my remotes. This means more to me than it probably should.
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05-17-2010 09:58 by
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I'm super sick, and while I don't need anyone to nurse me back to health but I'd like someone to pick up my tissues and let me be mean to them..
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05-17-2010 09:52 by
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After doing some research, It turns out that not EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting. It was just this one guy
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05-17-2010 09:51 by
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Attention all joined-at-the-hip couples: "Inseparable" and "Insufferable" sound alike for a reason.
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05-17-2010 09:50 by
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I wonder if gay people ever say things like "Oh my god that is SO straight."
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05-17-2010 09:50 by
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I'm about to conquer a mountain of BBQ meat so epic that my utensils are a beach towel, safety goggles, and police tape.
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05-17-2010 09:49 by
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infinity to the left or the right?
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05-17-2010 09:48 by
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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05-14-2010 19:02 by
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sometimes I find hope at the bottom of a bottle of vodka.
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05-14-2010 19:01 by
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