Funny Status Messages

   Filled up my car last week $110 but drove off without paying. I was up in court today and got fined $75. Follow me for more tips.

   SNL, Kimmel, Fallon, The Daily Show, Meyers, Colbert, Maher.... these are actually great television shows. Isn't it funny? That every late night talkshow or variety show, just makes fun of him and his minions? SO good 🤭 Not one is on his side.

   That wasn't a microphone that you dropped. That was a d*ck. Pick it up and keep sucking. Gotta earn that $5. Don't make your daughter do all the work 🤣

   Wanted - foreigner to properly f*ck my wife.

   lol at the cuck who thinks we're Can*dian.

   Canada gets all our tv shows and movies. From them we get Corner Gas. Mic drop. I win.

   We own you.

   Many talented foreigners move to the US because there's far less competition there. Now you know 😆

   Yes. You're not going anywhere. Like always. Except for the handful of talented Canadians who all move here.

   We took your boring ice hockey and made it profitable. We own you.

   Lamemerica does suck. And we're not going anywhere. This is storage for us. Go f*ck yourself and your dying country 💀

   Also praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. The border towns would be destroyed first 😂 It's at 70%. Pretty sure they'll get there.

   Okay, you win. We suck. (Will the fruitcake now go away?) Probably not.

   Praying that 100% of Canucks stop visiting the US. Come on, weirdos... you can do it!

   Only Troons are canceling trips. Have you canceled yet, Pierre?

   Ok Cletus, you can go back to whittling wood and banging your sister now lol

   Canucks visit the US way more than you visit Canuckville? Way more? AWESOME!!! That makes us want to visit Canada even more! Thanks for that information!!! 😂

   When the funniest, smartest comment you can make is "Canada is ghey". Because your mother was stupid and your father was stupid and you're stupid. And that's the best you can do. A for effort there, Cletus 😂

   Tourist from all over the world are cancelling trips to the states. Your tourism is ruined. Congratulations. It's a sh*t hole anyway lol

   Flights from Canada down to the states are down 70% 🤣