olemissman79 Funny Status Messages

   I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you

   an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about

   the newest winner of the Beijing Film Festival's coveted Crying Monkey Award...

   just won the Australian lottery! I'll be a millionaire just as soon as I pay this $795 processing fee... Suckahs!!!

   when it comes down to it, it's the little thongs in life that makes it all worthwhile...

   first there were 3 broken axles then I died of dysentery. Damn Oregon Trail.

   playing "Two Decades of Dignity." It makes him/her feel a little less guilty.

   fighting racism through his equal hatred of everyone that isn't a beautiful woman.