BONNIE Funny Status Messages

   The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

   A headache: Not how I expected to start my weekend... I was thinking more of ENDING it with one!

   put your big girl panties on... and DEAL WITH IT!

   Nobody notices what I do..until I don't do it.

   Sex is like Chinese food. 2 hours later, you want more.,

   I vote for a 3 day weekend and a 4 day work week.

   Sometimes I wonder... are Skittles really the color of the rainbow before you open the bag to sunlight?

   Okay, so celebrities usually die in 3's... So far, Dennis Hopper, Gary Coleman... who's next?

   Seriously... Something to do before 2010 is over. Come out of the closet. Everyone's got the gaydar on you already. (It will only hurt a little!) ;)

   What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? el-if-i-no

   Sometimes a person has to hit rock bottom to realize how low they can actually go.

   Did I just use bacon as a verb?

   Walmart sucks. (The money out of my wallet.)

   Not a gal that finds it attractive or even complimenting when a married man hits on her. Keep it at home base, dude.

   It make me happy when I can teach my phone dirty words. T9 b!tch.

   Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but sometimes it's good to see who cares enough to break them down.

   The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.

   If your uncle jack is stuck on your roof ; would you help your Uncle Jack Off?