Funny Status Message #20317
X Not a gal that finds it attractive or even complimenting when a married man hits on her. Keep it at home base, dude.
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Anonymous
Monday April 26, 2010 @ 12:23 AM
Monday April 26, 2010 @ 12:23 AM
I'm married. I don't flirt. Do you just want to blow me?
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Sunday April 25, 2010 @ 08:27 PM
Some married guys actually do hit on single women (not cool) On the other hand, making a nice compliment, or a little flirting doesn't necessarily mean they are really "hitting on you". I bet you if Brad Pitt was flirting with you, I bet you wouldn't tell him to quit flirting :P