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If Isis starts targeting Golf courses, Obama will unleash hell on them. 
There comes a point in everybody's life when they feel forgotten by someone they'll never forget.
The guy that named the Pterodactyl could have learned a lot from the guy that named the Fly.
Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit "copy"..................................... #hopefull
Was at the vet's office with Sammy, heard a lady in the waiting room sneezing, she then tells the receptionist that she thinks there was a cat in here. I saw the lights dim a little.
Soooo, how long are we all just gonna sit here and act like the russians don't have all our passwords?
One advantage of growing old is you don't have to worry about hackers stealing your nude pics out of the cloud.
Haters are like crickets… they make a lot of noise!!
Below yeah you, Huckleberry Fin do you realize it's a meme?
How long do I need to be in therapy before I forget the time in gym class when I was hit in the stomach with a dodge ball and farted?
and they seized the biggest land they ever seized illegally. Yet idiotz complain why are the rockets sheling.
With the NFL starting this week, as a Redskins fan I have this feeling of impending doom.
Don't take nude pics. Problem solved.
Changed my iCloud password to, "1234". Now we wait...
No LinkedIn, I do not want to congratulate Gilbert on his new job.
So the government spies on us all the time and its no big deal, but someone hacks in and steals celebretards nudies and its a national emergency? SMH
Praying that Jennifer Lawrence's hacker did not find my secret selfies...
The strike must be over...the past few days have produced many laughs. Welcome back and thank goodness!
Today's IDGAF award goes to the guy who named the fireplace.
Bad news guys with big d*cks. She'll just find something else to b*tch about... 