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My ex has a new boyfriend and I’m glad. I mean I want her to be happy. As long as I’m happier and she knows that.
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05-03-2013 21:16 by
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Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone’s battery.
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05-03-2013 21:15 by
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Break-ups aren't always meant for make-ups, sometimes they're meant for wake-ups.
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05-03-2013 21:14 by
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I guess it's "No Pull Out" season. Almost every chick on Facebook is pregnant.
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05-03-2013 21:13 by
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Dear those people who use their cellphones as a personal stereo in public, stop it. Sincerely, Everybody
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05-03-2013 21:11 by
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Did you know you that you don’t have to put every meal you eat on Instagram? You can just eat it.
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05-03-2013 21:11 by
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While you're ignoring that someone special, someone else is grabbing their attention.
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04-28-2013 21:43 by
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Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?
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04-28-2013 21:43 by
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Setting up a Facebook account for your unborn child should be considered child abuse.
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04-28-2013 21:42 by
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I bet heroin addicts can open a Capri sun on the first try.
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04-28-2013 21:41 by
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I hate texting people first. I feel awkward, annoying and unwanted
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04-27-2013 23:16 by
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"Please don't put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends" - Every baby
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04-27-2013 23:15 by
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I wonder if dog’s had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture.
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04-26-2013 21:32 by
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Love doesn’t walk away, people do.
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04-26-2013 21:31 by
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If you’re in a relationship for sex it’s like buying an airplane for the peanuts.
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04-26-2013 21:30 by
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Time to buy a new car, a bigger TV, a better cell phone and a faster laptop so I’ll finally be happy! (Repeat over and over until you die)
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04-26-2013 21:29 by
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I don’t know who invented Nutella, but I’m going to assume they went to Hogwart’s.
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04-26-2013 21:29 by
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Your baby was cute until I realized you’re on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid.
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04-26-2013 21:27 by
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A lie everyone tells = “Hey! I just got your text!”
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04-26-2013 21:26 by
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Attractive person: Hey whats up? Me: Who paid you
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04-26-2013 21:24 by
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