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A statue of Satan was unveiled in Detroit. It doesn't seem to be very accurate though, because it looks nothing like my ex-wife. 
Bobbi Kristina, I'm sure you are at peace. Maybe now the rest of us can get some peace from that drama-filled family of yours.
And the award for Best Whitney Houston Impression goes to....... Bobbi Kristina
The information age, does anyone else find it just a little bit ironic that it has produced so many uninformed people.
Obama, He's over in Kenya lecturing them on Gay rights, but three days ago ISIS threw two men from a roof and then stoned them to death for being gay and he never said a word
Sadly,,, If your neighbor has wind chimes you have wind chimes
Putting sunscreen on the neighbors solar panel
SUSAN: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective... We should split up.. . ME: Good idea,,, that way we can cover more ground
I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won't let me use their microwave.
There should be a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
In reality all girls are crazy so you better just pick your favorite type.
Look for my new diet book: "How To Work Out And Watch What You Eat And Still Gain Plenty Of Weight"
Financial status: Hanging out in front of my favorite restaurant kissing anyone who has food around their mouth and in their teeth.
As others prepare for another exciting college school year. I prepare myself for another 40 hour work week.
Saying "I'm offended" is basically telling the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
I don't remember how the saying goes, but I think it's Rum before Whiskey, before Vodka, = Heart Palpitations.
I am not sure how I missed this, busy I guess, but Monica Lewinsky turned 42 earlier this week, it seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her knees.
The stock market continues to go up, and is probably a good place to invest your money if you have any. But as good as it sounds, if I ever get any extra I'm opting for canned goods and ammo......!
Time is the only real enemy......* JK. It’s spiders.
Want to get a song stuck in your head...After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down...After midnight..After midnight, 