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I'm flirtatious, which means i'm poor. 
If you think that age is just a number, then prison is just a house .
Gotta love Lamar Odom.... This is the first time in history the hookers and coke actually saved a guy's marriage.... Rock on Lamar
Halloween is a great time to get rid of any expired or unused meds.
Trigger Warning: if someone's free speech offends you, maybe the United States is not the country for you....
Sorry you stood next to me at the urinal in sandals, bro. What did we learn from this unfortunate accident?
Nurse::::You unplugged your grandmothers life support ,, well excuse me lady but ..My phone had 1% life left..
We know how annoying it is when skinny girls keep talking about how fat they are. Stop fishing for damn compliments
Your SMS inbox is your shopping updates app now. Card transaction information Order confirmation Package tracking Delivery Information
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is not the advisable way to tell your child he was adopted.
Monday's don't suck... Your life does
Monday's aren't bad.. You just hate your job
For all you people thinking about giving healthy Halloween treats, just stop now while you are ahead
Glen died on walking dead tonight guys
A verbal agreement is not worth the paper it's printed on.
your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
Are you butt dailing, cause I swear that a$$ is calling me
Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator..
Me as a doctor: Hey, I get paid whether you can maintain an erection or not buddy. Next!
What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Mustang and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus 