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Reminder, fellas: bra cups come in sizes AA, A, B, C, D, DD, OMG, WTF.
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06-16-2010 17:58 by
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I saw a sign that said END ROAD WORK. I find it annoying too, but I don't think I would protest against it.
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06-16-2010 17:57 by
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What kind of troopers does the Empire use when it's nice out?
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06-16-2010 17:54 by
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Still working on an electromagnetic pulsating device to disable cell phones in theaters. For now, please continue making do with neckpunches.
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06-16-2010 17:52 by
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Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt... hehehe suckers!!!
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06-15-2010 18:47 by
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Thinks that if I was a zookeeper, I wouldn't even bother putting anything in the chameleon exhibit.
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06-15-2010 18:39 by
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wants you to know that you have my undivided, continuous, partial attention.
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06-15-2010 18:38 by
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All my friends who have Girlfriends want to be single... All my friends who are single want girlfriend friends... As for me, I just want a slave...
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06-15-2010 17:40 by
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It's obvious that Ed Hardy is g@y. No straight man would decide he would rather design clothing than solve mysteries with his brothers...
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06-15-2010 17:35 by
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Eating kidney beans is a very small step towards cannibalism...
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06-15-2010 17:33 by
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Bronchitis is my least favorite dinosaur.
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06-15-2010 17:32 by
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A leopard can't change its spots, unless it has Photoshop.
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06-15-2010 17:31 by
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I just responded to a text message someone sent me a year ago with, "yeah, sounds good. Let's do that."
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06-14-2010 19:14 by
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I'm on this insane diet. So far, I've lost my mind.
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06-14-2010 19:13 by
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Let this be known as my Living Will. I do not wish to be cremated. If the Zombie Apocalypse happens I would like to be a part of it.
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06-14-2010 19:13 by
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Probably the most awkward thing for Chinese parents is not explaining where babies come from, but rather, where they go.
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06-14-2010 19:12 by
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Why are they called "Starving Artists" instead of "Untalented Hippies"?
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06-14-2010 19:11 by
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Looked over and saw a giant frickin' spider crawling on my shoulder, so if anyone needs me I'll be over here NEVER SLEEPING EVER AGAIN EVER.
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06-14-2010 19:11 by
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Some people have food in their teeth because no one likes them enough to mention it. This serves as an early warning system for @ssholes.
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06-14-2010 19:10 by
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I wish more people would put their highways up for adoption. So many people want one and are unable to have their own.
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