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Bowl cuts will never go out of style. Unless they somehow become stylish first.
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06-24-2010 23:17 by
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A friend of mine told me he doesn't drink beer. I wonder what he does with it?
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06-24-2010 23:17 by
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Your Honor, please direct the witness to answer the question. I'll ask it once again. Why are you hitting yourself?
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06-24-2010 23:16 by
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The gang war between the squirrels and the raccoons must be escalating, based on the number of drive-by victims on the side of the road.
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06-24-2010 23:15 by
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finally figured out what mosquitoes are for. They're God's way of making us slap ourselves.
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06-23-2010 19:36 by
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There is a very good chance that you don't understand probability.
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06-23-2010 18:34 by
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Actions speak louder than words. Especially if that action is yelling.
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06-23-2010 18:34 by
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I only talk sh*t when I'm strategically located near bouncers.
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06-23-2010 18:33 by
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If a large group of lions is a Pride, what is a large group of housecats? Shame.
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06-23-2010 18:33 by
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I'll bet the watch I left at home feels naked without me.
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06-23-2010 18:30 by
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Observation: Any story that ends with "Anyway, it was really funny" is not really funny.
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06-23-2010 18:29 by
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Try to keep your mind out of the gutter. Your body, too.
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06-23-2010 18:28 by
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Please note that The Netherlands, Never-Neverland, and The Netherworld are three different places.
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06-23-2010 18:28 by
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When I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please dont ask me if I want a tour.
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06-23-2010 18:20 by
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Driving to work would be so much better if I didn't always end up at work.
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06-23-2010 18:20 by
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For sale: Mini large-screen TV. Save space! Only 27"! Also available: giant portable TV. A whopping 27"!
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06-23-2010 18:19 by
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Saying irregardless makes you sound irridiculous.
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06-23-2010 18:19 by
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Judging by the lack of Fathers Day cards I received in the mail today, I'm guessing your m0m never told you.
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06-20-2010 22:26 by
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None of my illegitimate sons sent me a card today. B@stards.
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06-20-2010 22:24 by
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Happy Father's Day to all the Dads who went out to get some milk, and actually came back home.
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06-20-2010 22:06 by
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