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I only hate the people in front of me while checking out at the store. Everyone behind me is cool.
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05-24-2011 10:03 by
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The definition of being stupid: seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and choosing to still believe the lies... with a smile.
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05-24-2011 09:40 by
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It's a shame that stupidity can't be converted into a usable energy source.
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05-24-2011 09:38 by
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Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes and your french fries.
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05-24-2011 09:29 by
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That feeling when your ex reappears as a single mother with a child, and you immediately start doing the math.
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05-24-2011 09:27 by
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Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, a lot of which you really don't want to see.
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05-23-2011 13:29 by
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This guy's all like "I think you've had enough beers for one night." Then I'm all "Scrw you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."
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05-23-2011 13:28 by
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Kharma, what did I do to deserve this?! ...Oh, now I remember. Carry on then.
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05-23-2011 13:26 by
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I still think everyone on the east coast should have played dead just to scare the crap out of everyone on the west coast.
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05-22-2011 15:54 by
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At this very moment hundreds of men are using the "It's the end of the world tomorrow" pick-up line.
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05-21-2011 12:12 by
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I've never fully accepted or mastered many of the key elements of being a grown up.
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05-20-2011 11:44 by
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Would you be freaked out if I told you that I was updating this from inside your closet?
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05-20-2011 11:42 by
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The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
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05-19-2011 16:15 by
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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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05-19-2011 16:07 by
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I'll never forget the first time we met. Although, I will keep trying. :)
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05-19-2011 16:06 by
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My girlfriend says I talk while I sleep... but I'm skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
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05-19-2011 16:03 by
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Staring longingly at the door works for my dog, but I tried it at work and no one let me out. :(
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05-19-2011 15:10 by
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The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the sh!tstorm that's coming.
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05-18-2011 17:15 by
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I don't think I should be held responsible for the things I say to fill awkward silences.
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05-18-2011 11:37 by
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If Facebook shutdown people would be in tears, shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!"
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05-17-2011 10:35 by
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