Funny Status Message #57754

X At this very moment hundreds of men are using the "It's the end of the world tomorrow" pick-up line.
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# 122846 The world is our oyster (aphrodisiacs) which means the world makes us horny. and that is why it is perfectly natural that we should have sex right here, right now, and yet, in spite of the validity of my argument, this pickup line does not work.
# 58155 I take my garbage & recycling to the curb 2 days before pickup just to see if the neighbors are actually paying attention to anything else sinister I may be up to and answer, “No; pickup is tomorrow, I'm quite sure of it.”
# 120149 my new pickup line "get in the car and no one will get hurt

←Rate | 05-21-2011 12:12 by Marshall the Great

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