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Hey, he just called you Indian. Oh hell'no. Hold my Fry Bread 
KARMARIFIC : My new word For when karma gets someone so sweetly ..It's Karmarific !
May your clothes be comfy. your coffee strong and your Monday short.
I am in competition with no one. I run my own race. I have no desire to play the game of being better than anyone, in any way, shape, or form. I just aim to improve, to be better than I was before. That’s me and I’m free.
A person without a sense of humor is like a car without shocks, they get jolted by every rock or pebble in the road.
How I love #Monday. On a different subject. Have you ever met someone for the first time and wanted to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
Ran into a #PETA nut while walking my dog. He said my dog was my slave. Wonder if he noticed I'm the one carrying the poop in a bag?
#Life tip: if someone comes out of a #bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom.
Old school slogan "Question Authority!" is replaced by today's "Question the News Media!" slogan
FUN FACT: if you took the skin of an average person and laid it out flat,you would have enough for a serious criminal conviction :)
I took two years of Spanish in high school, so ordering off the Taco Bell menu is super easy for me.
"Please stop being mean" - Me 3 seconds in to a rap battle
How much of your pants are you allowed to fold up before you're mistaken for a fisherman?
it ok to put up a festivus pole before the 1st of December ?
What kind of Leader says and does nothing about Nation Wide Riots?
Safety pins are for diapers, full of crap
.... After eight years ... At least with a new President Comedians will finally be allowed to joke about the president once again.
Safety pins are for Babies.
Martin L King ... Looted nothing, Burned nothing, Attacked .... NO ONE ....... Yet ... CHANGED THE WORLD. Time for people to wake up ..... It's the mind ... Not the emotions that holds the power.
After a Nation Wide Survey we have determined that there were actually 3% more Cleveland Indian fans than Cubs fans. We hereby demand that the Chicago Cubs relinquish their World Series Title!!! ..... Said no sane person ever. 