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   messageicon I'm kind of disappointed Hillary won't be President. Woulda been interesting to have a First Man as the spouse and even more interesting stories about what happens under Hillary's desk.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey ... If you want to stop all of these Protests and Riots .... Just start playing the National Anthem .... They will all either sit down or take a knee.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 19:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh! What a proud time in American. Everyone in the world have seen the First Lady of the "Greatest Country of the World" naked. How is this making "America Great" again?
←Rate | 11-11-2016 16:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think we have a problem with immigrants now? Wait until all the hoes of the world find out that they too can be The First Lady no matter what they have done.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 16:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget graduating from college, just pose nude, marry rich and you too can be The First Lady!
←Rate | 11-11-2016 15:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now the kkk want a parade.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 15:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a great day to be alive and an American on this day of Remberance and Honor of the Men and Women who answered the call of duty and the sacrifices they have made to keep us free., thank you and know this we will never forget, we will never surrender
←Rate | 11-11-2016 14:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It seems Michael Moore attained, at least partially, one of the two things he desperately needs, which is humility. We can only hope the other will soon be forthcoming....a bath.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 13:34 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon America: love it or leave it. L left.
←Rate | 11-11-2016 06:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a good idea. Instead of spraying a fire hose on protesters, bring out the flame throwers...
←Rate | 11-11-2016 01:42 by JAB Comments (2)  


   messageicon The ole saying is: if you can't beat em join em, but don't join the stupid liberals protesting. . .
←Rate | 11-11-2016 01:22 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon When they go low, we get high. . .
←Rate | 11-10-2016 21:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Defense attorney: "They were on their way to choir practice".
←Rate | 11-10-2016 21:10 by Timk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey protesters, they ran out of participation medals. GO HOME, there is nothing for you.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 21:09 by Timk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey,,,,Only quitters will say you don't eat the corn dog stick.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 20:50 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon people can cry and cry all they want about who won and who didn't but when you have a 50% voter turnout you have only yourself to blame.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 18:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm too lazy to impressive funny on my own,stop with the political crap already,and get back to funny.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny how intolerant all these tolerant people are...
←Rate | 11-10-2016 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Hillary! Are there any remaining campaign funds to make a trip to a microphone and ask your supporters to chill out?
←Rate | 11-10-2016 13:59 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon The dust has settled, the votes have been counted, the U.S. has decided on their President. As a country you guys should try to unite and move forward, find common ground, and settle your differences. Democrats, stroke their elephant. Republicans, kiss th
←Rate | 11-10-2016 13:27 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  



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